My bruv's have recently been busy dreaming up cartoon-style characters for everyone they know, and for various reasons, which I'm sure Ian will comment down below, I'm "Laptop". A killer who bumps off his enemies with his trusty laptop. Except that I seem to have, as the IT tech at work put it today, more of a magnetic personality than most, as I've now claimed my second laptop. Yes, my faulty laptop no.2 has been returned, post-diagnostic, and is as dead and broken as the first. Complete hard disk failure once again, and I only touched it once!
I await my third victim...
