News that George Best is in a serious condition in hospital. No direct suggestion it's related to drink, but he's not been known for his abstinence from alcohol 
We had him booked once, for a charity evening. It was cancelled, after he didn't turn up. Rumour was he'd got as far as the hotel bar, and collapsed in a heap 
Fingers crossed, this time he takes heed and stops abusing his liver. Only time will tell tho'.
Well, to tell the truth, thats someone elses liver hes abusing. Its as though he had it all and w4nked it all away all over again!