All I want is a good nights sleep

The universe is conspiring against me again. For about the past week I seem to have been rendered incapable of getting a full nights uninterrupted sleep. Either I've been mysteriously springing awake at random moments throughout the night or my flatmates have been going bump in the night loudly enough to stir me. I've tried to remedy the situation by going to bed earlier but it doesn't seem to have helped any and I'm fed up with it now. I thought last night, a Friday night, would at least allow me a chance to lie in and rest. But no, it wasn't to be - not only did I waken several times during the night (again!), but just as I finally thought I was getting the hang of the whole sleep business once more, my flatmate returned home at a very silly time of the night without her key and had to bang on my window in order to get me to let her in. On the plus side, when I wake up in the middle of the night I usually remember my dreams, which is always pleasant. One of them involved bungee jumping over mirror smooth lakes in a place that was almost New Zealand but wasn't quite. And in another I was reading a book, which is unusual for me, since normally when I read in a dream I usually come to realise that I'm dreaming very quickly (most times I'll glance up the page a little and discover that what I'd just read isn't there anymore). But this time I read on for quite a while. It was an interesting story and it vexes me that I can't remember it now.

I'm tired and I want to sleep. I'm going to bed now. Please don't wake me.

Please?