Misdirection

Look, over there - there's a man hiding behind the curtain. Go see what he's up to. Don't pay any attention to me. It's late and I've got nothing better to distact you with at moment...

Sigh. Well, ok then - I can't leave without giving you something I suppose. I laughed at this courtesy of Metafilter, and was really rather disturbed by this courtesty of boing boing.

There. Happy now? Can I get some sleep? Thanks. Goodnight.