Let there be mono-wheeled light

One of my problems with life in my otherwise cosy little basement flat is the lack of light it receives in the winter. I can cope with it, but it's compounded slightly by the bicycles which stick limpet like to the railings outside my window, thus blocking even more of my precious winter light. I'm sure a sensible person would have simply left a note for the owners asking them if they'd mind shifting their bikes along a bit.

I, however, am not that sensible person and instead have come with a nefarious scheme of my own. I'm going to chain a unicycle outside my window instead. It takes up less than 1/2 the space of a conventional push bike after all and, carefully positioned, it should leave one of my two living room windows gloriously bike free. It's slightly petty, I admit, but the other plus side is that it means I have a unicycle chained outside of my window.

How cool is that?