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August 24, 2005

not blowing eggs

I don’t blow eggs. I have blown eggs, don’t get me wrong, and there’s nothing better for making you dizzy, short of trying to inflate a hot water bottle with your lungs.

I do many things, as might be apparent to regular readers of these diaries. It’s good to do a lot of different things, it's good not to narrow your outlook and specialise - look what happened to the dinosaurs. [okay okay, before you all start e-mailing me I know the dinosaurs were wiped out by a virulent strain of Bird Flu] [that was obviously just before the giant meteor hit the Yucatan peninsular and created The Caribbean, Pirates and Package Holidays.] [enough in parentheses Ed.]

But, when doing a lot of things, there is a danger of not doing them all terribly well – the Jack of all trades, master of none syndrome. So if you do a lot of things you have to work especially hard at each and every one.

That’s okay, I’m not a stranger to hard work. But it can confuse people, people who like to think they know what you do and who you are.

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Oh yes he’s a figurative painter

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Who does portraits. So far so good

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Oh, and he takes photographs, yes, well it's visual I guess

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And he paints abstract pictures… we’ve all got to earn a living

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And he does abstract sculpture – well we could understand it more perhaps if it was figurative sculpture, but...

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And he’s doing some weird shit with text and clothes

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and...

What, what, what is going on?

You tell me.
I just do it.
[amongst other things]

Posted by john at August 24, 2005 01:09 PM

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