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March 29, 2008
Insurancerenewaldates
The phone rings.
Aha! someone wants to tell me something exciting.
But then the sickening reality of the moment seeps in like vinegar syrup – another crappy cold call from a cruddy call centre with a heavily accented unintelligible voice demanding information about the renewal date on the maintenance schedule of my toaster or whether I want to change the gas supplier for my phone.
“John Coombes, hello?”
“Isdatjoncoms?”
“This is John Coombes, there is no-one here called joncoms”
“MistercomsImfromdaliancesplurtingletzIneedtocheckwhentherenewaldatisfor
thevehiclesnandntheofficesinsurance”
“I’m insured with the AA “
“CanyoutellmewhenisyourrenewaldateisforthecontractIneedtocheckyoutpostcode
whatisyourpostcode?”
“I’m sure you can find that out yourself”
“WhatisthestreetIcan’tfindthestreetwhatisthenameofthestreet”
“I’m sorry, my leg has just fallen off - I have to go”
“Canyoutellmewhenyourinsurancerenewladateis?
“I have no idea”
“Mistercomscanyoutellmewhenyourinsurancerenewladateis?
“Thank you for your call, it’s been most entertaining.”
“Mistercomscanyoutellme /… click brrrrrrrrr
Posted by john at March 29, 2008 11:06 AM
Comments
Note to self.."Get ready to run"
WHENISYOURINSURANCERENEWALDATE ;-)
IllthinkofsomethingexcitingandwhenIhaveI'llringyou : )
Posted by: paula at March 29, 2008 12:21 PM