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March 29, 2008

Insurancerenewaldates

The phone rings.

Aha! someone wants to tell me something exciting.

But then the sickening reality of the moment seeps in like vinegar syrup – another crappy cold call from a cruddy call centre with a heavily accented unintelligible voice demanding information about the renewal date on the maintenance schedule of my toaster or whether I want to change the gas supplier for my phone.

“John Coombes, hello?”

“Isdatjoncoms?”

“This is John Coombes, there is no-one here called joncoms”

“MistercomsImfromdaliancesplurtingletzIneedtocheckwhentherenewaldatisfor
thevehiclesnandntheofficesinsurance”

“I’m insured with the AA “

“CanyoutellmewhenisyourrenewaldateisforthecontractIneedtocheckyoutpostcode
whatisyourpostcode?”

“I’m sure you can find that out yourself”

“WhatisthestreetIcan’tfindthestreetwhatisthenameofthestreet”

“I’m sorry, my leg has just fallen off - I have to go”

“Canyoutellmewhenyourinsurancerenewladateis?

“I have no idea”

“Mistercomscanyoutellmewhenyourinsurancerenewladateis?

“Thank you for your call, it’s been most entertaining.”

“Mistercomscanyoutellme /… click brrrrrrrrr

Posted by john at March 29, 2008 11:06 AM

Comments

Note to self.."Get ready to run"

WHENISYOURINSURANCERENEWALDATE ;-)

IllthinkofsomethingexcitingandwhenIhaveI'llringyou : )

Posted by: paula at March 29, 2008 12:21 PM